Him: You've been posting a lot today.
Me: Oh, you mean on my blog and YouTube Channel?
Him: Yeah, I saw where you posted about the Christmas Kits.
Me: Did you read all the way to the part where we got hit by a comet?
Him: I wanted to talk to you about that. It's actually more likely that we'd get hit by a meteorite. Comets don't really hit the earth.
Me: They never hit the earth?
Him: Not as often. And they're a lot bigger than meteorites. It could have been a comet hitting the earth that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Me: I'd better go change my blog then.
Me: I don't want to be giving out false information about impending comet attacks.
Him: Yeah, you could start a panic.
Me: Just call me Orson Welles.
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