Backstory: the new computer came with two alien stickers exactly the right size to cover the Dell logos on our laptops.
Me: Oh, you put your little alien head on!
Him: Yes, I did that earlier today.
Me: checks laptop You didn't do mine, though.
Him: I thought you would want to do that yourself.
Me: Well, that's tricky
Him: How so?
Me: If you'd put it on for me, I would have been mad at you because I wanted to do it myself. Since you didn't put it on for me, now I am mad at you for not doing it.
Him: ::sigh:: I'm never going to be able to win, am I?
Me: Not a chance.
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