Me: So, today I go to the dermatologist to see if my creepy mole is just normal creepy or melanoma creepy.
Her: That's good. At least you'll get it over with and you can stop worrying about it.
Me: Well, I didn't think I was worried about it, but then I had a dream last night that I had to wait three and a half hours in the dermatologist's waiting room and there was a psychotic murdering ghost in the waiting room with me.
Her: Was it one of those dreams where you're the only one who can see it & so everyone thinks you're crazy?
Me: No, the nurse told me that it's fine as long as you don't let the ghost know you can see it. But if you make eye contact then HE WILL KILL YOU!!!
Her: So, how did that go?
Me: I was doing okay until he came and sat so close to me he was practically on my lap. Then I got really scared.
Her: Did you ever find out why he was there?
Me: Yeah, they said he was the ghost of a murderer who was killed by police snipers while holding the patients in the office hostage.
Her: Wait ~ why did the murderer bring a goat with him to hold people hostage?
Me: What!? No, no, no! Not a goat. A ghost.
Her: Oh, that makes so much more sense. I was imagining a demon goat.
Me: A demon goat would have been creepier.
Her: Yeah, especially since he was sitting in your lap.
Then later I texted her from the waiting room.
Me: I have been waiting at the dermatologist for over an hour! I hate when doctors do this ~ so arrogant! ::grr::
Her: OMG! Your dream is coming true! DON'T LOOK AT THE GOAT!
Me: But he's staring RIGHT AT ME!!!
Then she emailed me a motivational poster to enjoy while I was waiting.
Isn't family just awesome?
~Kathryn :D
P.S. The mole was just normal creepy, not melanoma creepy, so no worries. Plus it's gone now anyways.
Hahahahah, OMG I am laughing so loud in the middle of the night all by myself, must look so weird. I just love this, I was wondering where you were going with this to start with but OMG how funny!!! I have tears in my eyes. So glad to know that my family and I are not the only ones who do silly things like this. I am going to have to share this with others. That has given me the biggest laugh all day. Cheers :-)hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteP.S. Glad your mole was just of the normal creepy variety
You are funny, love family.
ReplyDeleteOMG - I nearly spit my pasta out laughing...I should know better than to NOT read your blog while eating lunch at my desk....oh geesh, now my chest hurts from trying to stifle the laughing....I LOVE the fact that your sister actually searched for, found and then sent a 'motivational poster' for you. You have such a great sense of humor and apparently so does your family!! Ooh, and good to hear the mole was just normal creepy. See you Thursday!
ReplyDeleteI am so in love with a world where you can find "that" image right when you need it! Did you keep your normal creepy mole? Bring it home in a jar? Cause I am seeing a mini album page here.....
ReplyDeleteOz
No, they don't let you bring your creepy moles home in a jar anymore. Now dermatologists use lasers to vaporize your creepy moles so there's no souvenirs.
ReplyDeleteMy sister and I are pretty good at finding oddities on the Internet, but even I was impressed with how quickly she was able to find a demon goat - and one who was staring right at me no less - lol!
I JUST LOVE YA!
ReplyDeleteVangie
cracking up! PERFECT find on the internet!
ReplyDeleteOMG this is just too Funny! I laughed the first time when you told me but reading on the blog just made it it even funnier. And you have to Love the Demon Goat Liz found! He should be your new mascott.
ReplyDeleteI almost just peed in my pants! This is so a conversation my sister and I would have.
ReplyDeleteAnd people wonder why I have an internet addiction? HELLO! Goat pictures!!! LMAO