Me: Did you read my blog today?
Me: Well, you made an appearance.
Him: Really? Let me check it out.
Me: ::sits quietly, acting innocent::
Him: ::sighs & gets up off couch::
Me: Where are you going?
Him: To hook up your photo printer.
Me: Oh? That's nice of you! Why are you doing that right now?
Him: Because I don't want my socks stolen.
Me: Ha ha! I win!
Him: You could just have asked nicely, you know.
Me: I suppose. Doesn't seem quite as fun, though.