Me: Did you read my blog today?
Him: No.
Me: Oh.
Him: Why?
Me: Well, you made an appearance.
Him: Really? Let me check it out.
Me: ::sits quietly, acting innocent::
Him: ::sighs & gets up off couch::
Me: Where are you going?
Him: To hook up your photo printer.
Me: Oh? That's nice of you! Why are you doing that right now?
Him: Because I don't want my socks stolen.
Me: Ha ha! I win!
Him: You could just have asked nicely, you know.
Me: I suppose. Doesn't seem quite as fun, though.
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Lol!
ReplyDeletetoo stinkin' funny!!!
ReplyDeleteTFS,
~Jill
Lol girl! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL! I just love these!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI never knew socks had that much bargaining power..... oh the things I could have gotten done...sigh.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he knows he'll never win.....I really enjoy it when you post "Recently Overheard in the Krieger-Jackson Household ..."
ReplyDeleteLol I should try that, this is so much fun.
ReplyDeleteHugs Gina
I so love these "He said" "She said" it makes my day. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Kristen, Jill, Vron, Dawn, Gina and Suzie! I enjoy these, too, and they make me think about my conversations with Mr. Lifeguard in a different way. I'm glad I'm making a record of them on my blog, because that will make it easy to do a layout or mini later.
ReplyDeleteLinda, I'm not sure if the sock threat would work with all men. Mr. Lifeguard must wear socks 24/7 or the world will explode, so it's a very good bargaining chip with him.
Mr. Lifeguard is well aware of the face that he will never win, Lois. I think that is one of the reasons we have such a successful relationship! :D
I really need to start blogging...
ReplyDeleteThis is funny my husband has the same sock issue! I have never used it as leverage...interesting!
Behold the power of socks, Erin! :D
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