Him: kisses me on inside of my wrist
Me: Why are you doing that!?
Him: Because I love you and wanted to kiss you.
Me: hmm . . .
Him: What?
Me: I suspect there is an ulterior motive for this action. Like maybe you have done something wrong and are trying to get me in a good mood before I discover it.
Him: Or maybe I just like you.
Me: Ha! A likely story. gets off bed, starts to leave room
Him: Where are you going?
Me: I'm going to write this latest infraction in my Things Mr. Lifeguard Did Wrong Today book.
Him: That must be a big book.
Me: Huge. I have to keep it in the spare room & use a wheelbarrow to move it around.
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LOL Kathryn! You are too funny :O)
ReplyDeleteLOL...My husband didn't seem to appreciate the humour in this conversation! haha Thanks for sharing it Kathryn!...Nancy :o)
ReplyDeleteUh-oh, Nancy! :D Mr. Lifeguard thought it was funny & has even used the phrase "that's going in the book" this morning. When I looked at him he said, "Oh, you have no idea what you've started!" LOL! I'm in for it now, I think.
ReplyDeleteLOL...That's so funny! I asked my husband just now and he said he had no comment! See how smart he is? :o)
ReplyDeleteLMFAO.... you could be in trouble now.
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