Him: kisses me on inside of my wrist
Me: Why are you doing that!?
Him: Because I love you and wanted to kiss you.
Me: hmm . . .
Me: I suspect there is an ulterior motive for this action. Like maybe you have done something wrong and are trying to get me in a good mood before I discover it.
Him: Or maybe I just like you.
Me: Ha! A likely story. gets off bed, starts to leave room
Him: Where are you going?
Me: I'm going to write this latest infraction in my Things Mr. Lifeguard Did Wrong Today book.
Him: That must be a big book.
Me: Huge. I have to keep it in the spare room & use a wheelbarrow to move it around.