Welcome to the World's Most Violent Craft Blog

 

 

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

 

{Side Note: am I the only person that automatically thinks of the movie The Big Lebowski when they hear this song?}

Last night I achieved the R rating I had feverishly sought for approximately the last twenty-four hours. {In between going to Target and killing the gross spiders on my porch.} I actually do not have any strikes against me for profanity, suggestive content, etc. My current R rating is based solely on the supposedly ultra-violent content of my blog. Ladies and gentlemen, as far as I can tell, this is the most violent craft blog in the world.

I love it.

Now that this blog is officially Rated R {I'd like to thank all of my readers who contributed to this rating with their comments yesterday ~ I never could have done this without you! You're the best!} there's going to have to be some changes around here.

First of all, there will be no more free video tutorials. I am going to have to insist that you pay me. WITH YOUR SOULS!!! ::insert maniacal laughter here::

Or you could just, you know, continue to leave me nice comments. Whichever. I plan to be a benevolent dictator.

Most of the time anyway.

Second, uh, well ... I don't know what the second change will be yet, but it's going to be diabolical. Which befits my new status as author of the world's most violent craft blog. Yes indeedy. Diabolical.

But we'll still have plenty of bling.

Kathryn

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